6 Valentine’s Day.
Why it should be a public holiday: People would be more romantic if they didn’t have to work all day… single women wouldn’t hate going to work and seeing the steady delivery of flowers to their non-single coworkers… people would spend more money on day trips and elaborate-slash-expensive gestures of love, something something economy.
Why it should not be a public holiday: It feels like letting Valentine’s Day in would just open the flood gates… the Hallmark lobby already controls our emotions, they can’t also control our government… everyone knows politicians hate love.
