4 Winston Churchill’s Plainly Visible Dong
“I’m Prime Minister and inspirational wartime leader Winston Churchill, and this is my junk. Go ahead, take a picture, it’s fine. I made the military invent Lycra just so I could show it off without getting arrested again.”
What I enjoy most about that photo is how it’s about 10 times more disturbing than if he were simply nude. I’m imagining an alternate history where World War II broke out and he had to be pulled off the beach to go address the nation, with no time to change clothes. So he’s standing there before the press and talking about courage and perseverance and everyone is trying not to stare at his shrink-wrapped penis as he slowly becomes more and more visibly aroused.
