8 Michael Jordan Was a College-Age Urkel
No matter how it might seem when you’re in high school, sometimes the line between jock and nerd is razor thin. Their genes might make those guys tall and give them the ability to dunk from the free throw line, but behind closed doors they’re going to hike their pants way up and dance with an umbrella, as MJ was doing here in this 1983 photograph by Lane Stewart for Sports Illustrated.
There is a whole gallery of these, you can judge which one is the most embarrassing.
But, seriously, it’s this one.
Yet that is not the dorkiest teenage celebrity photo we have. That would be …