9 Shakespeare in Love
Imagine you were hopelessly in love with arguably the most romantic romantic ever, but instead of having him read you post-coital sonnets ’til the end of time, you were bound for America with a snobby noble whom you HATED. This is why we wept through the end of this 1999 Oscar-winner. Especially when Will tells Gwyneth: “You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.” Oh, we died alright.