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Everyone in movies has such important, fulfilling jobs, but as though that’s already not fake enough, they’re always in the middle of preparing for the “big presentation” or the “big meeting” so they can get the “big promotion” and move up to a better, higher-paying job. Guess what, Hollywood? NEVER HAPPENS. Trust me – I’ve been working at the same job for eight years and not only have I never even gotten a cost of living adjustment, I also have numerous formal reprimands on my record and likely will get fired (oh I’m sorry, “let go”) if my performance remains subpar. Out here in the Real World, Spielberg, the only people who get promoted are minorities, like my new manager Dave (he’s white but I think he’s part Canadian and I assume that counts? Whatever.)
