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Oh we did it! We blew up the Death Star! Let’s have a GRAND OLE HAPPY CELEBRATION cause life ISN’T actually a relentless shit-pipeline just dumping diseased excrement on you every single waking moment of every single day with no recourse except sleep and the occasional decent jerkoff session! Good job, Luke Skywalker! You’d totally be fine in the real world!
IT’S NOT REAL, PEOPLE! THAT’S NOT HOW THINGS WORK…..aaahhhh I’m sorry, I’m sorry, it’s just. It’s just that…I guess it’s just been a bad couple of weeks, I’ll be alright. No seriously I’ll be fine. No I’m not crying. Well I am a little it’s not like, ‘sad’ crying, it’s just how the…lights, in here are, like, how, it’s just like bothering me in this weird light-way, not emotional…yeah. [Sniff] I’M FINE! I’m fine, seriously, it’s, it’s fine.