3 Richard Burke
Dated: Monica
Pros: Kind, dapper, and a great provider. Sure, he’s a little bit older, but it’s Tom fucking Selleck, OK? He never stops being sexy. And he loves Monica so much, despite all her neuroses and Monica-isms. Bonus points for a mustache that never goes out of style.
Cons: He doesn’t want kids. (And why would you, if you’d already produced perfection in the form of Michael Vartan?) That’s about it, but it’s a dealbreaker for Monica. Tragic, really.
