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Passed-out bro who sleeps through the entire festival. Looks like someone pounded a few too many Natty Lights while driving his dad’s SUV to Bonnaroo. He promised himself he’d keep it together for Dave Matthews Band, but that third Jagerbomb during the Jack Johnson set really put him over the edge. Sleep tight, Trey (his name is probably Trey). No one wanted you to be here anyway.
