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Old guy who looks kind of lost. Last seen silently shaking his head at “girl in leggings,” this grizzled Woodstock veteran and possibly either the Ben or Jerry in Ben & Jerry’s is now aimlessly roaming the festival grounds, trapped in a serene but confusing fog of psychotropic drugs and dementia. He’s got plenty of great stories about how crazy these things used to be. He just needs someone who’ll listen, or a tree trunk that sort of looks like someone who’ll listen.
