The 23 Most Ridiculous Deaths of 2012

11 Bath Salts Zombie Guy (He’s Dead Now)
What can’t be said about the bath salts zombie guy that wasn’t said by thousands of Halloween costumes this year?11

Rudy Eugene, a homeless man living in Miami, is thought to have gotten hopped up on bath salts – a drug that makes you act like you’re on mixture of cocaine, meth, and LSD – before assaulting another homeless man and eating 80% OF HIS FACE.

Nobody knows for sure what compelled Eugene to take these actions, because police, fearing an impending zombie apocalypse, shot Eugene dead when he resisted arrest after being pulled from his victim, who survived the incident.