18 College Student Dies After Thanking God for Another Year of Life
In what should be referred to as “The Tebow Syndrome”, Arianne Noelle Patterson, a student at North Carolina’s Gardner-Webb University, got an unexpected gift from God for her big 2-1.
Patterson- who should have been smote just for spending her time tweeting in class she was probably paying thousands of dollars to take – got down on one knee and celebrated her 21st birthday by saying “Thank you God for another year of life.” to all her followers in the Twitterverse.
And then she dropped dead from a heart attack. In the middle of her religion class.
That’ll teach you to thank people for giving you stuff you didn’t want in the first place. Like your heart attack
