12 Disney Movies Ranked By Sexiness

12 Pinocchio
Unless you want to talk about the phallic nature of Pinocchio’s nose, there’s not much to get worked up about in this story about a puppet’s quest to become a real boy. (Although technically “becoming a real boy” would imply the acquisition of a human penis.) However, once Pinocchio gets to “Pleasure Island,” there’s some pretty kinky stuff going on there — smoking and drinking and donkey transformations.