12 Young Bill Clinton Wants to Crash on Your Sofa for a While
Tell me that man’s beard is not full of Cheetos dust. That is an early 1970s Bill Clinton in his Yale days, with Hillary. Only I’m 99 percent sure that nobody called him “Bill” back then. No, a guy like that would have a nickname like “Meat” or “Boner” or “The Dude.” Seriously, tell me you can find any difference between the future president in the above photo and Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski:
Both of them look like the kind of man who would interrupt a night of desperate last-minute cramming with “Dude, put down the book, I just had the best idea. It’s gonna make us all rich, man. Now, just hear me out, OK? What if you could make a taco shell out of Doritos?”