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29 Ways Your Life Could Be A Million Times Worse

If this was your morning, every morning.
If this was your morning, every morning.
Or this.
Or this.
And it continued like this.
And it continued like this.
If every breakfast time was a unique, individualized horror.
If every breakfast time was a unique, individualized horror.
And your commute to work always went something like this.
And your commute to work always went something like this.
Or this.
Or this.
Or this.
Or this.
If this happened to you every time you walked into a room.
If this happened to you every time you walked into a room.
And this happened every time you sat down.
And this happened every time you sat down.
If this was the outcome anytime you tried to show off your skills
If this was the outcome anytime you tried to show off your skills
If this was how children reacted to you.
If this was how children reacted to you.
And this was what your parents thought of you.
And this was what your parents thought of you.
If this happened every time you tried to work out.
If this happened every time you tried to work out.
And this was you at your office team-building retreat.
And this was you at your office team-building retreat.
If your fundamental inability to understand how a "trust fall" works was always coming back to bite you.
If your fundamental inability to understand how a "trust fall" works was always coming back to bite you.
What if you were asked to write up a cool acronym and this is what you came up with?
What if you were asked to write up a cool acronym and this is what you came up with?
Or this happened to you every time you got on a trampoline.
Or this happened to you every time you got on a trampoline.
What if you forgot how to use commas at the absolute worst moments?
What if you forgot how to use commas at the absolute worst moments?
People are always saying, "Hey! Hey! Hey! Ohhhhh" when you walk by.
People are always saying, "Hey! Hey! Hey! Ohhhhh" when you walk by.
And this is what happens whenever you try to do yard work.
And this is what happens whenever you try to do yard work.
What if your phone shattered into the shape of two penises touching each other?
What if your phone shattered into the shape of two penises touching each other?
And you accidentally got a full back tattoo of Adam Duritz.
And you accidentally got a full back tattoo of Adam Duritz.
And this was the first and only time you attempted to make out with someone.
And this was the first and only time you attempted to make out with someone.
If every time you used public transportation, you perfectly matched the decor.
If every time you used public transportation, you perfectly matched the decor.
And this was your bus ride home every day.
And this was your bus ride home every day.
But this happened to you any time you tried to drive a car instead.
But this happened to you any time you tried to drive a car instead.
If someone filled every doughnut you ever ate with mayonnaise.
If someone filled every doughnut you ever ate with mayonnaise.
If this was your experience every time you tried to get a glass of water?
If this was your experience every time you tried to get a glass of water?
And after all that, you found out that even your own bed in your own home wasn't safe?
And after all that, you found out that even your own bed in your own home wasn't safe?

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