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“I love you.” “I love you too.” BZZZZZZZZTTTT! HACK ALERT! The most frequently uttered line in movie history is, ironically, something that NO ONE EVER SAYS in real life. Nope! I’ve even tried saying it to girls I’ve hung out with a few times, just to test this theory, and they never say it back because guess what (if you’re sensing a theme here) MOVIES AREN’T LIFE.
In the real world, people don’t grow more and more affectionate toward one another until finally professing a shared mutual love; instead, they grow farther and farther apart, until one day, she stops calling you and ignores all your Facebook messages even though HELLO, I know you saw my message, Coryn, it says “Seen” with a little checkmark by it, because that’s how Facebook works! OH, I see you “love” bacon cookies, guess I can’t compete with those! Did those bacon cookies also bare their soul to you after your fifth date because that’s all the dates they NEEDED to know they loved you lololol seriously what the fuck?
