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What It's Like Being Hungover At Work

So, this might have been you last night:
So, this might have been you last night:
And you sort of went to bed like this:
And you sort of went to bed like this:
Your alarm rings in the morning and you wake up to a horrifying realization:
Your alarm rings in the morning and you wake up to a horrifying realization:
"It is 7:00 and I have to be at work in an hour."
"It is 7:00 and I have to be at work in an hour."
Oh, and also:
Oh, and also:
But you realize you don't have any more call-out days.
But you realize you don't have any more call-out days.
What have you done?
What have you done?
After getting two steps from your bed you feel like:
After getting two steps from your bed you feel like:
But like it or not you are getting launched into this day.
But like it or not you are getting launched into this day.
You try to get dressed.
You try to get dressed.
But this turns into the most painful experience of your life.
But this turns into the most painful experience of your life.
Then you have a look in the mirror...
Then you have a look in the mirror...
But you do what you can and throw on some sunglasses.
But you do what you can and throw on some sunglasses.
You desperately chug a Gatorade before you hit the road.
You desperately chug a Gatorade before you hit the road.
But you have to skip breakfast.
But you have to skip breakfast.
Leaving your apartment feels like:
Leaving your apartment feels like:
Most of your commute feels like:
Most of your commute feels like:
By the time you arrive at your building, life has kicked you across the room.
By the time you arrive at your building, life has kicked you across the room.
The elevator is crowded and stops at every floor on the way to yours.
The elevator is crowded and stops at every floor on the way to yours.
Entering your office, there is the harsh realization that you will spend the next eight hours here.
Entering your office, there is the harsh realization that you will spend the next eight hours here.
You walk into you office hoping no one notices your state.
You walk into you office hoping no one notices your state.
You go straight to the kitchen for the company coffee.
You go straight to the kitchen for the company coffee.
Then you stare at your work station from across the room.
Then you stare at your work station from across the room.
Once you get to your desk you resist the urge to relapse.
Once you get to your desk you resist the urge to relapse.
You turn on your computer and try to remember your log-in.
You turn on your computer and try to remember your log-in.
Your office friend comes over to ask how your weekend was.
Your office friend comes over to ask how your weekend was.
Your response to their questions:
Your response to their questions:
Your friend leaves because you were not being talkative.
Your friend leaves because you were not being talkative.
In fact, every person who comes by and tries to talk with you feels a bit like:
In fact, every person who comes by and tries to talk with you feels a bit like:
Your manager slaps you on the back and reminds you about your morning meetings.
Your manager slaps you on the back and reminds you about your morning meetings.

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