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What It’s Really Like To Shop At IKEA

So you and your roommate just moved into a new place!
So you and your roommate just moved into a new place!
But now you need furniture to fill it.
But now you need furniture to fill it.
LET’S GO TO IKEA!
LET’S GO TO IKEA!
3a
3a
(God noises)
(God noises)
Look at all these glorious home goods!
Look at all these glorious home goods!
So…beautiful…
So…beautiful…
So many options and ideas.
So many options and ideas.
You could maybe even live here.
You could maybe even live here.
OK, enough dillydallying. Time to get to work.
OK, enough dillydallying. Time to get to work.
You start thinking you could use everything you see.
You start thinking you could use everything you see.
10a
10a
Not just want, but NEED.
Not just want, but NEED.
Wait, where are we?
Wait, where are we?
Oh, good, a map….
Oh, good, a map….
14
14
Delirium sets in.
Delirium sets in.
Then despair.
Then despair.
It’s fine, you totally have time to refuel.
It’s fine, you totally have time to refuel.
THE BEST PART.
THE BEST PART.
18a
18a
OK, back to work.
OK, back to work.
Your roommate is starting to lose steam.
Your roommate is starting to lose steam.
If you have to refer to something by its bizarre unpronounceable Swedish name again…
If you have to refer to something by its bizarre unpronounceable Swedish name again…
You might actually flip your shit.
You might actually flip your shit.
Take a deep breath, it’s almost over.
Take a deep breath, it’s almost over.
You turn the corner for the warehouse portion.
You turn the corner for the warehouse portion.
24a
24a
Uh-oh. You really should have been better about writing down those item numbers.
Uh-oh. You really should have been better about writing down those item numbers.
That one piece of furniture you ACTUALLY needed? Not. In. Stock.
That one piece of furniture you ACTUALLY needed? Not. In. Stock.
You mutually decide to divide and conquer this vast land.
You mutually decide to divide and conquer this vast land.
And you’re finally done. Let’s get outta here!
And you’re finally done. Let’s get outta here!
28a
28a
You see the line to check out.
You see the line to check out.
Stay cool.
Stay cool.
Until you see the receipt.
Until you see the receipt.
Only about $2,000 more than you were planning to spend.
Only about $2,000 more than you were planning to spend.
33
33
Can you even afford that 50-cent hot dog??
Can you even afford that 50-cent hot dog??
But the experience is OVER. And that’s what matters.
But the experience is OVER. And that’s what matters.
OK, ready to leave.
OK, ready to leave.
All right, let’s load the car.
All right, let’s load the car.
It’s cool, there’s totally space back here.
It’s cool, there’s totally space back here.
Yay! You’re home!
Yay! You’re home!
My god, there are so many boxes.
My god, there are so many boxes.
Whatever, you’ll deal with it tomorrow.
Whatever, you’ll deal with it tomorrow.

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