14 Man Dressed as Bigfoot Struck and Killed by Two Cars
If we’ve learned anything from South Park, it’s to shoot anything that’s coming right for you.
In the absence of a gun, however, I’m sure that Uncle Jimbo would give the thumbs up to taking out a giant, hairy, Sasquatch creature with your car. Would he feel bad instructing you to do this if he found out the Bigfoot you hit was actually a guy dressed in military grade camouflage? 50/50.
Randy Lee Tenley, a 44-year-old from Kalispell, MT was out on the highway trying to create a Bigfoot scare when he wandered onto the road and was struck by a teenage driver who could not swerve quickly enough to avoid the man-beast.