The 23 Most Ridiculous Deaths of 2012

15 74-Year-Old Chokes on Dentures While Having Sex With Hooker
Everybody has urges. Candy, video games, sex. Well, it’s safe to say that many people grow out of those types of urges at some age or another, but not Chen, a Taiwanese man who ran into some troubles after 30 minutes of sexy time with a 62-year-old hooker he’d been living with.

To clarify, it wasn’t the sex that killed Chen. Lots of guys die having sex, mostly from heart attacks brought on by exertion. Not the worst way to die if you have to pick. This man, however, died AFTER finishing his romp, after he plopped back on the bed, dislodged his dentures, and started choking on them.

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After efforts to revive the man failed, his companion called the paramedics, but it was too late. Chen had already died from after-erotic asphyxiation.