21 Man Dies in Movie Theatre Bathroom
In January of 2012, a man was found dead in a movie theatre bathroom after a five-day manhunt (manhunt successful!) Coroners later confirmed that the man died of a heart attack, which just goes to show that you really should take it easy on the comically large sizes of movie theatre food.
You know those movie theatres that nobody goes to? It must’ve been one of those. Doesn’t anyone clean these bathrooms? Did they really think some dude was just in there taking a super long deuce? 5 days, man. Jesus.
He died, more specifically, from severe coronary artery disease, which means that your answer from now on to “would you like extra butter with that?” is a resounding no.
Luckily, though, we can add him to these two lists now:
8 Famous People Found Dead in a Bathroom
12 Dead Bodies Discovered Mysteriously in Public Places