5 Woman’s Kung Fu Grip to Blame in Testicle-Related Death
Since the following death occurred in China’s haiku city, here are three lines about this man’s death:
No, you can’t park here
Hey, those are my balls. Hands off
Grip like vice, I’m dead
Here’s how it went down: this woman drives into the city to pick her kids up from school and tries to park her scooter (yes, she was going to put multiple children on a scooter. Totes nominated for The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012) in front of a man’s shop. The man says no, you can’t park here, they fight a little, she calls her brother and husband to join her in the dispute, things escalate further, and when she realizes he’s not going to allow the scooter to stay,
she grabs the man’s testicles and squeezes them until he passes out.
The man was taken away by ambulance but later died in the hospital.
