3 Every Time You Masturbate…
God kills a kitten.
Do you want to bear that responsibility? Baskets full of fuzzy, cheerful, bright-eyed, soul-having kittens – all dead because YOU couldn’t handle your self-pleasuring needs?!
I think not! Hence the origins of the anti kitten-hate propaganda of the late 1990s are revealed.
Though the images of two Domo monsters chasing down a hapless kitten in a green field became more popular in 2002,
the concept first found its way to the kitten-hating public in May of 1999 on the pages of BarFly Magazine. Leave it to a drinking publication to extoll the virtues of NOT having a wank (when you could have a drank).
